"Fuck is this thing? I said I could really use some beaver."

Ever since reading that story, Michael Beasley has been furiously trying to get Jay-Z as his agent.

I read my biography never.

Would really love to see how he prematurely celebrates through the final chapter.

Ach, so schlank.
—Robert Foerstermann

What the fuck.

Oh, yes, more #NeverForget sentiments from another large organization that's surely in the pocket of the government. I suppose we're going to complacently accept what they tell us, despite all evidence to the contrary? Look at the photos. Watch the videos. They're DOCTORED. We're being deceived, and we need to open…

Tomorrow on NFL Countdown: Kaepernick might be the greatest of all time, but is he "elite?"

No, this is Petty

I couldn't care less about how much he could care less.

Clara Lee made me grow an Incheon or two.

ESPN's presentation may be shite but their sources are usually pretty good. Unless it's Broussard tipping off Broussard.

"...two drops in two hours"

Yeah, Billy Clyde, why DO you know that?

Needs more scissoring.

Actually, I think it's really refreshing to be able to get an "inside" peek at these girls without having to go through the trouble of jamming my own camera through a tiny peephole.

ESPN: [sits down at negotiating table with Whitlock]

I don't know about you guys, but I'm excited for Grantland's first column translating Whitlock's The Wire references into Real World-Road Rules Challenge quotes, as well as the heat death of the universe.