I love that Deadspin, along with the rest of the blogosphere, adores this pre-ESPN Bill Simmons column, about oh, I don't know, which tennis players Bill Simmons would do but then gets their Jezebel on when someone makes an admittedly off-hand joke about Marion Bartoli's looks.

I'm more enamored at the fact that Simmons is still somehow a Clippers season ticket holder...........

Sorry for being a grammatical dickhead, but you probably should correct the spelling of Rembert Browne's name.

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I can't bear to hear this.. people do say Simmons is a refresher on set, but if anyone's not selling a joke, it's himself. There was a point in last night's postgame where he was just trying to distract the viewer, shaking his head right as Wilbon's talking... like, we get it, you aren't enamored with Wilbon's…