But, thanks to the support of his friends and Twitter followers, Lugo persevered through another screening of Spanglish or whatever he happened to be torturing himself with that day.

“Michael Corleone is a ruthless murderer and criminal whose wife aborts their unborn child because she can’t cope with the risk of bringing another repugnant monster into the world. But what this video essay presupposes is: maybe Corleone was just the victim of a story that’s told from an anti-mafia perspective?”

Trying to defend Slytherin House by arguing that Michael Corleone would have been a Slytherin is counterproductive. 

I hope the young Koenig Brothers show up in Captain Marvel.

There’s a lot of crazy things in there but... you don’t have a butler?

Yeah, and it ain’t so funny now that we all have it. 

is this real or are we being trolled

My personal favorite Trump quote on all this, from Newsweek:

Or hypocritical, which is for people who will find any excuse to berate hippos until they’re hoarse.

You apparently can’t do an open Google search either? Come on, Mr. Common Sense. Two articles that you don’t need a subscription for:

You don’t cook with a gun, that’s why. We do have laws against stuff like switchblades and butterfly knives, knives that did cause similar scale of issues back in the day.

Here are Chuck Jones’s rules for Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner cartoons. I can’t imagine they’ll adhere to #4, but the creativity forced by those rules is what made the original shorts work.

Too clever for the thread?

I live in a country where it only took one mass shooting for the citizenry to get disarmed. We’re doing fine.

First off you don’t have her perspective which involves her placing her head up her own anus until it re-emerges from her shoulders.

I knew a guy who was just simply playing with his innocent hand gun, then got depressed and went out and shot up a pizza place with his video game.

This is actually quite logical.

I tend not to comment on women’s appearances but... do conservatives just have a little tree that cruel-looking blond women bud from?

Going to repeat this: South Korea and Japan play the same violent video games but they had an astonishing, let’s see, 32 and 31 TOTAL respectively for the entire year.

Video games do pose a tremendous hazard to our nation’s children. Even now, as a 40-year old man, I still find myself jumping on turtles, eating wild mushrooms, and climbing down random sewer pipes.