When do I get credit? I told him that way before she did! All he did was break eye contact, move to the far side of the elevator and press 9 and 1 on his phone, which was nice. It’s always good to be prepared for an emergency.

A little nonsense now and then,

God, I love her. Talented as hell and all about elevating the community.

“Straight out of a telenovela, right?!”

Damnit, Rodriguez, stop making me more in love with you. You’re already beautiful and talented, now you’re doing something incredibly selfless and noble. What next, you’ll come over to my place and make fun of stupid movies with me?

Awesome, good for her. And if not her, SOMEONE from that show is overdue for an Emmy. Andrea Navedo would also be a good choice. Xo had a great storyline this past season and Navedo knocked it out of the park.

Fade in:
The Connor family sits around the table.
“Boy, who knew Mom was so into auto-erotic asphyxiation?”

putting a crunchy vegetable in a tuna sandwhich is basically standard. only weird gross people eat that overly mashed tuna without celery or some other crunchy item.

now if ate it with gummy worms or something, that’d be weird. it sounds like the bigger issue is that he is apparently smoking pot, drinking to excess,…

In the UK tuna and sweetcorn are a fairly common sandwich filling, is this not the case everywhere?

I like it more than “My Sister, My Sitter” or the Wizard of Evergreen Terrace.

Honestly, I think the line is being over hyped in this article. It doesn’t sound that cool or badass. I didn’t find it funny. It’s kind of just lame. I think that might be a bigger factor as to why it was cut out. Maybe actually seeing it on screen and how it’s delivered could be different but reading it in print here…

BS. In France, they call the Court of Appeals a Royale with Appeals. Because of the metric system.

Mmm-hmm. And what about this “France” place? Never heard of it.

As someone who would have put money in to this film, but had no money, and as such technically did not fund this film, I also demand the rights to The Man Who Killed Don Quixote!

God really has it out for Terry Gilliam and this damn film.

My favorite part of that episode was when it returned from commercial break to Tom Bergeron announcing, “Welcome back to the Gilbert Gottfried Show!”

Darlene was one of my first crushes when I was a prepubescent angst-machine, and I’ve mostly avoided the new show because of Roseanne so there’s a chance I’d tune into a Roseanne-less “Darelene Show.”

Go to bed, Hardwick. You’ve had a long day.

It’s okay, I don’t remember your junior year of high school either.

That’s because your Junior year of high school was spent in rehab.