Oof, that clip looks bad. Why on Earth is there a closeup on the children’s feet? To show they can march/dance in time? So?

You do know a ‘monkey’ is an animal, right? Furry primate, tail, hangs out with an organ grinder? What is up with your head that you saw it - in reference to a white person - and decided it must be a racial epithet? Or are you concerned about the damaging effect the term has on actual monkeys?

He should feel under pressure. He should feel criticised. He should feel the full weight of the 54% of the electorate who didn’t vote for him, because he has to PROVE HIMSELF TO THEM. They are going to criticise him and slander him because they didn’t want him, and instead of being all butthurt because they don’t like…

You’ve got him now, we’re not taking him back.

Theme Hospital was super awesome and should have had like 12 sequels and spin-offs by now. I want Theme Police Station, Theme Parliament, Theme School (and a Theme University expansion), Theme Cruise Ship, fuck it, if they have the same inventiveness and sense of humour I’d take Theme anything.

It’s tough to say which would be worse, because each’s pro is their own con - Trump won’t play well with anyone, including his horrendous counsel, but also including world leaders and anyone with any sense. Pence will play well with the horrendous counsel (and all the horrific ideas he wants to put through), but he’ll…

I don’t know how global it is, but in the UK we have a pretty regular scam where someone will call you up claiming to be connected to an insurance company and that they’re calling about an accident you had recently - any time I get this I go to town on them, telling them exactly what I think of them in the harshest…

Interesting. I’ve had a lot of issues with this series, but I was curious to see how much they’d get to in the finale. I may wait a few weeks and then give it a try (when some of the irritation I’ve felt with the show has eased off), but at the moment 90 minutes is just too daunting.

Yeah, it was all drawn out way too much. I was planning on finishing off the season (was pretty much certain I wouldn’t watch a second season), but then it was announced to be a 90 minute finale, and I’m just not sure I can take that. How much does the finale drag compared to the rest of the season?

Comparing to my main lineup, the only one I’d really be interested in is a shiny Salazzle... but it took long enough just to get a female Salandit, let alone try for a shiny female Salandit. I think I’ll stick with the regular colours.

Not so much at the start, but you can buy outfit components at some shops.

I too think the parliamentary system is way, way better, largely because so little time is wasted debating who should take over (imagine what America could achieve if they didn’t spend so much time and money on these election campaigns for 2 out of every 4 years). Buuuut (and I’m basing this on the UK) it’s also a…

I don’t get why he wasn’t called out properly on his response there. ‘If you didn’t want me doing it you should have changed the law’... so you’re conceding that it was massively immoral even though it was technically legal? You were doing something that you admit SHOULD have been illegal simply because you could get…

Yeah, there’s a difference between saying ‘He/She’s going to be quite the looker’ and saying ‘When he/she reaches a certain age, boy, would I be into that!’ (or worse).

I’ve got to say, she kind of has a point. He has been supported all along despite the fact that he’s a racist, misogynist piece of shit being common knowledge; why should the recent recordings change people’s minds about him if the many other horrendous things he’s said up until now hadn’t? What was said in an…

Devil’s advocate here, but I felt I had to point out I do see the case for decrying Hillary for covering up for Bill’s crimes... but that’s only if they happened, and if she did indeed cover up for them. At this point there’s clearly no more evidence against the Clintons than there is in their defence. Bringing these…

“What a monster she was, doing her job, ensuring the veracity of the legal system! I’m not voting for her, the misogynist!”

Great, we all agree he was born in the US now? Fab. Now we can let him get on with running the country uninterrupted for his 8 years in office, right?

Damn, I really hoped this was about the Muppets.

See, it can work. Ensemble movies are not new - Ocean’s Eleven and its kind, even back to The Magnificent Seven and beyond. You can genuinely make an effective team movie in one go, but you have to be careful with what you give for all the characters. The Avengers isn’t great because it’s got five films to cover some…