As my Japanese friends would say:

Oh I am pretty sure he is the White Witch

Marry me.

Only if you're a hick who still believes that they're going to become the next Conan the Destroyer because they own a pickup and a rifle.

Here's the thing: if the volume is to the point that precaution is needed, it's piss.

I missed the part when they threw a bucket of confetti to clean up the blood.

Meanwhile, the other Jonathan Martin is getting a bunch of Tweets from ignoramuses threatening to "kern the fuck out of his fucking typeface"....

The part that I liked the most? The video cuts off Bill Cowher. Thanks. Didn't need to hear that shithead.

I would like to know one thing.....How did he steal that tie from Cesar Romero?

Under Armour's response goes to illustrate just how bulletproof patriotism is as a PR move.Yes, exactly. I will not go on and on about this "new" dynamic, I will just say that I fully agree and it is absurd and disgusting.

And they all seem to have hot female partners that are 20 years younger. They'd BETTER have that pill, or else.

Rihanna is a fucking idiot. About everything.

Just checked my little sister's facebook wall. These are all accurate.

This is what happens when you remove the analogy portion from the SATs.

Some things are just sturdier in Japan.

You're kind of a pompous ass.

Easy, because sitting through an entire baseball game is like watching paint dry. It's on par with watching golf, and I play golf.

Ugh, if he's gonna rip off Marvin Gaye, can't his dad rip off Senior?

I don't think anyone wants to read some "Look at me, I hate the game everyone loves" bullshit.

Thanks, though. Your opinions are wrong.

Ah push it. Push it real good.