LOL yes sir sorry to be redundant

And a raging homophobe, xenophobe and military jock sniffer.

I just keep envisioning Jared Leto at the end of Requiem for a Dream.

I'm still playing Madden 12 (because I'm cheap) and I see a career-ender maybe once per season. One time, it happened to one of my key players so I turned the system off without saving.

I miss the good days where Claude or Tommy could jump from a three story building and be perfectly fine.

Something about CoD being "therapy" for a guy who's been to war just weirds me out. It's like going to AA to quit your hard liquor addiction and then switching to beer.

"Watch out for motorcyclists" indeed.

Dogs and cats living together, right wingers identifying with Jews, Armageddon!

If you pass up this can in the grocery store in favor of another beverage, does it angrily write a song about you?

I blame TV for my horrible assumption that every guy on the east coast who primarily self-identifies as Italian ("idallyin") is a scumbag. Thanks, TV.

Needs to read yesterday's tutorial on booby drawing

I was going to post the same thing. His wording is very telling:

Up next in the same old shit comments department:

I didn't even consider that. Yeah, it looks like he's proposing to the girl from The Ring.

"They kept yelling at me and I just ignored them because I was there to do a job"

LOL that would make it easier to distinguish, you're exactly right.

Coke Zero and Jim Beam is my weakness

How about video?

Don't forget: the blue meth itself did have a cameo in an episode of Walking Dead.

Thank you. The "dictators take away guns" thing is straight out of the NRA talking points handbook, right next to the entry where it says every gun nut must bring up Chicago — and all the dog whistle racism that goes along with it — in every argument.