I hear the deluxe edition comes with one of those big sideline fans.

Ugh. I guess this is the one time each decade where an overrated, flashy rushing QB (or 3 of them) becomes trendy and the Madden series overdoes it, embarrassingly breaking their game despite the tried and true fact that defense wins championships and scrambling QBs win busted legs.

Yep! Also, authentic "deer in headlights" look when Kaepernick faces a real defense :P

Oh totally. I'm more just railing against the guys (more on the house/trance side I guess) who were producers who somehow became skilled DJs when it became apparent that's where the money and fame are. Equally contemptible are the DJs who magically became producers overnight.

Hey man, the concept of delaying orgasm is TIMELESS

There's some shithole Bengals fan message board with indignant posts linking to this article, causing an influx of midwest dolts who have never read Deadspin, I just KNOW it.

Andy Dalton—a redheaded Falco without the playoff record and late game heroics.

Maybe they're just big fans of a nice #2. I know I am, especially after that first cup of coffee in the morning.

Is it too late to abort you?

Anne Romney didn't even have a right to talk about the economy, must less reproductive issues. When your only worry is which pretty hat to put on your six-figure show horse, you've surrendered your ability to relate to people with money issues.

Whole women? No thanks, I prefer skim or maybe 2% in a pinch.

LOL even DJs don't spin anymore. Most of these bitches pantomime turning knobs while their ipod playlist or DAW laptop handles the heavy lifting. They do sometimes strike a Jesus pose or do heart-hands but that's as tough as things get ;)

That's the perfect approach IMO

Definitely an issue...I have to click notifications 2-3 times to make them work.

Getting a Russian mafia tattoo when you're not IN the Russian mafia is even dumber than getting the wrong Chinese lettering.

Pointing out the obvious just in case: the tattoo machine is not connected to anything ;)

oooooooh shit the dude knows latin run for the hills

Believe me, man, I think Vick is a total P.O.S. in life and nothing but an overrated bleh at QB.

hurrrrr

Yeah bro sometimes I get drunk and talk about killing all the Jews it's totally normal amirite bro