Hey guys, a children's book writer said it's OK to be overgrown manchildren! ALLRIGHT!

Your "amazing point" ("hurrrr Simpsons Movie herp derp") has literally been mentioned in the comments in every single story written about Under The Dome across the Gawker Media sites.

Would you be okay with a commercial break before the climactic final scene where King himself tells the viewers to switch the channel because the ending is going to suck?

It depends. Do you want to waste thousands of pages on a horrible cheat ending?

Well this and it seems Rockstar's games always attract wannabe iconoclasts eager to show how much they know about games by shitting on something popular/going against conventional wisdom.

Don't eat it in public or in the dining area of the country club.

Ah wrestling. Where the Indians are Italians and the Russians are either Quebecois or Minnesotans.

It's to compensate for the very obvious lack of heat being packed in those Wal Mart Wranglers.

I loved his term, "super loud dubstep laser." Chill out, Angry Skrillex Fan. ;)

"Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars?"

But she didn't pay them in malt liquor, so it's not racist. ;)

"I-a saw-a you inna the castle and-a didn't say anything and-a I'ma kicking myself. Mamma mia! I'da love-a to meet-a for-a coffee or-a nice Italian dinner."

They need to send this girl back down to the indies until she learns how to cut a promo.

I was written as a prequel and then the studio said, "hey, take all this Alien stuff out so it can stand on its own." Then they sent in Lindelof and you know how that goes.

Just speaking for myself, the hate comes from the fact that it was written as an Alien prequel and then it turned out to be not that due to typical Hollywood "write by committee" bullshit.

I'm sure Miley and her dad have said it in private, with the "ER" and not the "A," as much as Paula Dean has.

Seriously? Miley was raised by a mulleted hillbilly who sang Achey Breaky Heart. She will NEVER have a "hood pass."

The concept of "free stuff" turns people who already have no class to begin with into greedy pigs.

There's probably some Rent-An-Injun company that hands out public approvals of racist caricatures for a fair price. First Dan Snyder, now Disney. Business is booming.