James Dolan defies electrophysics by being repulsive to everybody.

a cable industry giant hates his customers? Didn't see that one coming.

Dear Electron,

You mean Dolan has been sober this whole time?

You hiring? I would LOVE to work for you!

A homophobic, racist, fat, white guy. Buffalo may make him their king.

Great news! Not just for his football career, but it also gives him a platform for his new public awareness campaign aimed at teenage victims of bullying and hazing. It's called "It Gets Worse."

I prefer Dan Patrick by leaps and bounds over Cowherd and Rome. DP has much less dead air, will ask his guests tougher questions. But the big thing to me is when talking about themselves, Patrick comes off as more self-deprecating and playing a character (especially with Danettes chirping in) while Cowherd and Rome…

Am I alone in thinking DP has a pretty good show? I mean, Mclovin gets on my nerves but I'm fairly sure that's his intended purpose. But when I work from home, it's DP I keep on for ambient distraction.

You know who works hard in the broadcast business? That guy who hosts CBS's NFL Today. You know, the black guy. They should come up with an appropriate nickname for him or something.

Cowherd just demonstrated how completely clueless and out of the loop he really is.

At least Cowherd is going after a white guy for once.

Just want to say thanks for making me look up 'frenulum'. Educational Deadspin is best Deadspin.

Completely wrong. You are not equals in this equation, you are approaching her to get something. You're essentially applying for a job (the job being "put your penis in her") and she is considering your application. Just like with any job interview, the interviewer's time is considerably more valuable than the…

Really? Stand in line on the sidewalk for unreasonable amounts of time to have an idiot bouncer determine your worthiness, pay $12 for a Heineken, deal with a constant and never ending stream of douchebags, suffer through terrible DJs who think they are gods? Surely there must be other places to enjoy "dancing" and…

Because of the whole point of this article.

Better yet! Stay away from "clubs." They are massive wastes of time, energy, and money.

It's all about getting over the fear of the "No."

Trying to hit on girls is dumb. You want to hit on girls at the club? Go to Jersey Shore. A girl worth a damn isn't going to be found at the clubs.