The idea of Dan Snyder fucking a horse is completely crude and unnecessary, Kyle. I hope you're sued to the highest extent of the law by that poor horse.
The idea of Dan Snyder fucking a horse is completely crude and unnecessary, Kyle. I hope you're sued to the highest extent of the law by that poor horse.
I only use bing for stuff like that.
Jay: [pumps once]
Jay: [pumps twice]
Jay: [hurls bottle at cam's face]
Cam: [gets pelted in the face with a bottle; doesn't eat]
Jay: "What the fuck, Kristin? You said the pump works great..."]
Despite the obvious deficiencies in Cutler's performance, Cavallari has decided to renew their vows.
This is not exactly news Tom. Jay's sucked at home all year.
Cutler is so close to texting in all haikus. He probably just leaves the extra syllable for Gould.
What a shitty quarterback. He can't even beat measley Jax.
Girls is the equivalent of Miley Cyrus; trying to get attention via "shock value" to the point where every "shocking" thing makes people yawn because it's so predictable. And yes, over-privileged white girls that are out of touch with reality.
During the ravens game, on 2nd and goal from the 3 or 4 yd line, he called a defensive set that called for 5 defenders to lie up at least a yard deep in the end zone. Forsett coasted in on a run.
The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette is reporting that he was asked to resign. LeBeau is a god in Pittsburgh; this is going to be hard to accept. Just like every time I think about Bruce Arians in Indy and Arizona, and then look at Todd Haley's idiot grin.
"Less editorializing, more straight reporting"
Dear Stan, I wrote you but you still ain't called/
Given what we've seen coming out of St. Louis in the last 5 months, I wouldn't be surprised if Kroenke pulls the trigger regardless of whether or not the city surrenders to his demands.
It should be mandatory for any article about business super-genius Stan Kroenke to point out the fact that he's only rich because he married Bud Walton's daughter.
Just this once, I'd love to see St Louis, Oakland, and San Diego all tell their NFL teams to get fucked when it comes to asking for publicly-funded venues at the exact same time, just to see what happens. It's not like all three of them can move to LA simultaneously.
I sure hope he catches the Pink Panther.
Even the Wire would have been improved with a couple of raptors in Omar's posse.
And it had Stephen Lang. Anything is improved with a hefty dose of Stephen Lang.
I liked Terra Nova, but I could have just been blinded by the fact it had dinosaurs