So, what will Brian Boitano do?

Right? This is pretty much the best move of the entire administration.

Janet Napolitano herself has long been the subject of speculation regarding her orientation, as she's never been married, no kids, never a visible significant other, and really no evidence of a romantic life whatsoever.

I am actually really impressed with the ballsiness of this. Well done.

The Craig James one was the meanest. It really dimished his primary accomplishment of killing five hookers while at SMU by suggesting that he might not have killed five hookers while at SMU.

I think you missed one

Shut the fuck up and go back to Breitbart.

Seems like you're trolling, but news flash a law against the "public showing of homosexual acts" is against gay people as people. Think about that one for about 5 seconds, and it will come to you.

Caity Weaver: "A god damn angel."

I feel like we need a few representatives of the 1980 hockey team.

Kreskin: "Magician"

Raysism: [nothing]

Cat's Inner Monologue: "Who can do it? Who's gonna do it? WHO'S THE BEST!!?"

Sorry, I'm so confused by all this. When did Stuart Scott ever play for the Cubs?

I tell you, they might never let Sammy into the Hall of Fame, but he's getting closer and closer to being allowed into a country club.

Is Morten Andersen the best Dutch kicker in NFL History?

Yeah, I don't get it. Are we saying "Spiders" because we don't like the Indians mascot? If so, that's really dumb. You're sacrificing clarity for political correctness.

To get a slightly better feel for Sexson's career, follow these steps:

Don't forget Shad Khan, he's about to be indicted on fraud charges for claiming that the Jacksonville Jaguars are a professional football team

So what you're saying is that the Browns are just Phase One of a larger plan to expand his holdings?