The call was that the runner was down by contact (which is reviewable), and, since the ISU defender had the ball before the whistle blew—he wasn't ten yards away, but he did have the ball—I would think that they could/should have given ISU the ball at the spot where the defender was when the whistle blew (around the…

Officials didn't see it that way

That's not to mention the whole "Mike Davis didn't get ejected for the dirtiest hit in football" business.

David Carr: [Reads Texans' line.]
[Pumps fist.]
"Still got it."
[Breathes on fingernails.]
[Buffs them on jacket.]
[Crumples in a heap.]
[Fingernails get credited with a sack.]

The fact that 2.2 million people follow Pepsi on Twitter makes me physically ill. 2.2 million people willfully subscribed to advertisements.

Woah, wait, someone let Aaron Brooks start 84 consecutive games?!?

— Starting QB (consecutive games)

The only difference between Darren Rovell and a Scientologist is that the business school marketing professor got to his empty, soulless head before the guy with the E-meter and the copy of Dianetics did.

Whenever Rovell tweets dumb shit, I think about the tweet he sent out on the day news broke that Hope Solo's football-player husband was arrested for domestic violence. Whatever actually happened between Hope Solo and Jerramy Stevens, the complexities of a relationship between two actual humans and the horrors of…

I bet he's sponsored by Hilton.

The Holiday Inn Express brand took a devastating hit with that tweet, I wonder how they'll bounce back.

This one's even better

"Rovell gets it. People want to see big markets and big brands and he attaches himself to them like any smart person would. I he did something else, I'd say he's a stupid Midwesterner."

As a pilot who takes a lot of breakfasts in concierge lounges, I couldn't be more familiar with this type of guy. Fun to listen to them though - especially if you get 2 or more grouped together in a game of linguistic buzzword oneupmanship. Keeps me thankful that my living doesn't depend on convincing others to buy…

"And look at her go! Indra 'We Hardly' Nooyi."

He's the type of person who thinks that the Dallas Cowboys are the "greatest" franchise in sports and Jerry Jones is the greatest owner even though they have won one playoff game in a generation and a half and it's all Jerry's fault. That's what's wrong with our society. Everything is okay as long as you make a profit…

You mean Darren "Sweatshops Aren't That Bad" Rovell?

Darren Rovell is the kind of person that uses the word "synergy" unironically