Omg they're terrible. And we're the basement. Though Philly and the Redskins are God awful as well. Dallas may win the division if they can manage to be 7-9. Blergh.

It's not even close. The NFC East at least plays their games.

Time to come back the NCAA Kelly, I have a job for you, just opened up this morning.

I look forward to the gif of Eli throwing the ball when there was 5 Chiefs in the vicinity and not one Giant

Giants may give JAX a run for the money for the top draft pick this year. This is an abysmal team, playing without any discernible physicality whatsoever.

What a glorious celebration. I never thought we'd see this day, the end of the Marlins 2013 season.

After the game, Loria traded him to the Yankees for cash considerations.

My favorite part is that he was in the on-deck circle with a helmet on, despite the fact he had no possible chance of batting in the inning.

Not pictured: a Jet.

"The bastard never saw it coming."

• Top 10 time-of-possession teams this season: 23-7

BREAKING: Lane Kiffin named head coach of New England Patriots.

Expect them to start 5-0 and finish 3-13 somehow.

PHI vs DEN and HOU vs SEA are meh? Jesus how do you watch football with that high of standards? These are some of the best teams in the NFL.

Yes I remember those days. The days if Sexual Chocolate Mark Henry, "I choppy choppy your pee-pee!" from Kai-En-Tai, The Rock vs British Bulldog with "Rock Bottom! On the dog poop!"

You mean the days that had wrestlers like Scotty 2 Hotty doing the worm, the Oddities dancing around with Cartman dolls, and Mae Young giving birth to a hand?

You have to have a sub 90 IQ to watch wrestling and enjoy it. Strictly moron entertainment.

If I wanted to see something run around aimlessly before being intercepted by a Hawk, I'd just go back and watch Colin Kaepernick's Week 2 performance.

"Remember this day, honey, for it represents much more than the natural cycle of life between predator and prey. It symbolizes all the heartache and torment of your future failed relationships. This is metonymy for the impending emotional larceny committed by your once-and-future male companions. You will know…

The birds win this round...