But not sorry enough to send the Jags over for the next 4 years

My 6 year old daughter was really excited about a mat castle in a football game.

We're sorry, London. We're so so sorry.

This seems fitting. There are, like, a fuck ton of Cassels in England and no one can remember when they were good at their job either.

Somebody find Magary and take his shoe strings away!

"Fucking hell, Joseph Heller. I've seen heavy-handed, but this: Yossarian must recognize the chaos of war and the paradoxes of military service in the viscera of another man? I of course know the novel is important, but Christ, how the hell am I supposed to write a term paper about this?"

Anyone remember the London Monarchs?

Who goes honeymooning in Alberta?

It went past "going to bat for his pitchers" a long time ago. The guy is a dick and he's making himself one of the most unpopular players in the game right now. How long before that kind of bizarre anger spills over into problems off the field — I predict some domestic violence charges in his future.

As a Braves fan, I'm of two minds. On the one hand, I have to appreciate McCann's willingness to go to bat for his pitchers; on the other, his Crash Davis shtick is getting a little tiresome.

Next Week: Driving to work, paying bills, and doing taxes in Boise.

Slow down there, chief. He said half, not all.

Looks like the only thing that won't quit in Tampa is MRSA.

And that could be as many as 15 people!

It's important to note that Mike Glennon uh, wasn't very good at NC State.

There couldn't possibly have been enough air in that small space for all those mouths to breathe.

Costanza!!!!!

Cry Me A Rivera

This is the largest gathering for a Giant bobblehead since Barry Bonds' retirement.