I swear to god if they sue I will make it my life's work to plaster the their likeness and that of their children everywhere so that world can marvel at what fucknuts they are.

I kinda hope they do sue. I want, on the record, a distinction between the kids who were being just shitty and the one's whose parents have rendered them irrevocably fucked.

I don't mean to overly generalize people here, but the parents who are threatening to sue are complete assbags. It's not the kids who should be tuned up, it's the parents. They not only gave these little douchebags this sense of entitlement, but actually believe their kids are better than anyone else and more…

Parents just can't believe that their little Dakota or Mackenzie or Ashleigh or Jackson or Madison are pieces of shit.

What about parents taking their kid by the hair and saying, "Listen, you little shit, you're not going to college because you'll be working to pay for repairs on that poor dumb bastard's house." ? You get the feeling there's not a shred of shame among these adults. No wonder they ended up raising feral offspring.

If this isn't an argument for pro-choice, I don't know what is.

Sweet jesus, math fail. Wishful thinking, I guess.

The Royals—holy shit, the Royals—could be playing for a playoff spot for the first time in almost 20 years.

Ever thought about moving from practice to professional?

The league has ways of shutting down the transaction in the case of a legitimate trade rape.

Did Cincinnati change their mascot?

"The Cowboys' current logo does just fine without a stylized Chris Walken"

He probably did the tapered off point thing on the Redskins logo to make it look like an 'R'.

HARUMPH!

I like the Falcons' logo. Not too far off from the current one, softer lines for more detail.

The Jets, Browns and Titans logos look real good. In fact they should change to those immdiately. As for the NFC East and the Green Bay Packers try again. Maybe for NYG you can do three skyscrapers with NYG on them but that interlocking shit looks awful.

Just so everyone remembers: we were awful before this trade. We were going to get a top 3 pick with Richardson on the fucking team! We have scored one touchdown in two games so far this year. Chudz and Norv are the same exact fucking people we've had coaching this team since we've returned (that is to say, garbage).

Like him or not, he is much better than Colt McCoy.

Look, I know draft picks are valuable, but you have a hard time convincing me that NFL GMs don't place way too much stock in them. A sexy unknown quantity is exciting, but, well, this image (spelling errors aside) sums it up:

You lost me at "Manziel." You're basically arguing they'll be great once they get the chance to draft Colt McCoy.