Dear Deadspin:

Joe Thomas has been to the Pro Bowl every year he has been in the league.

Alex Mack was in the Pro-Bowl? Trent Richardson is good? Other than that. Ouch.

I hope the next Reilly piece I read is his suicide note.

Not a valid comparision as the Jags don't have players that other teams want.

Congratulations, Rick. You left the reservation.

Anamatronic Casino Indian 1: Welcome to Heap Big Steakhouse! Do you have...reservations?
Anamatronic Casino Indian 2: Only about self-important sports writers using the genocide of our people to defend continuing racism.

Dear Deadspin,

Your move, Jaguars.

Can you guys mention I broke this on Twitter first?

It's a movie set in 1970s Europe...

Found it.

...he or she does not sound worried about his or her identity being revealed:

I couldn't stand it. I was sitting at work during a slow work day and saw so many people were reading the Drew Magary article so I clicked on it myself.

Walt Jr. suffered a Traumatic Brain Injury playing football in S1 - Ep 2: Hike. That's why he's all crutched up.

I assume Walt did that to him somehow by slipping meth into his lunch or something.

Another useful Nebraska tip: don't go to Nebraska

I was at a “Make a Wish” dinner and Bo Pelini and all his coaches were surprising a sick kid with a car. I think someone has video.

Tom, if you're going to respond to ridiculous email inquiries, at least have the decency to give me an update on the 2012 COTY post.

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