Pretty safe to assume that the person who allegedly hacked May's twitter was Tony Romo.

Goes to show you, so much still unknown about CTE.

"I don't see the problem."

(patenting: the most competitive sport!)

"A few weeks ago I was at visiting a beach on Lake Michigan in Gary, Indiana."

You have to admit they're a bunch of fair-weather fans, though. I have season tickets and when ONE play blows up, the people around us start acting like it's the end of the season. But if they make a play, we're going to the National Championship.

"Greatest fans in college football" my ass.

It only figures that, in Nebraska, Lil' Bo P ends up fucking the sheep.

Given this calming influence, I am shocked Ndamukong Suh turned out the way he did.

This is shocking. Just looking at his photo up there you would not predict that he is a total asshole.

Most of those calls are coming from rural Virginia, where they've always preferred to wed themselves to Cousins.

A guy at CBS tells me: "CBS is changing their graphics next week. They are aware of the problem. They can't fix on the fly."

This has been pissing me off all day, I keep waiting for a penalty and then another play gets run.

They actually did this for their college games yesterday (may have been CBS Sports Network), and yes, it is MADDENING. Make it fucking red or something.

The Chargers have had "potential" for like 9 years now. This is probably the first year in nearly a decade some assclowns pundit on ESPN hasn't picked then to go to the Super Bowl.

I am posting here to request that every article henceforth be headed with a dinosaur silhouette picture relevant to the content.

I effing love these sexy dinosaur illustrations, I must say.

PROFILE OF ASSHOLE SHOWS HE'S AN ASSHOLE.

Skip's definition of date night is not the same as everyone else's.

Holy lord what a miserable, joyless prick of a human being.

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