I now know less about this subject.

The unfortunate thing is that this awful "debate" really took away from Jay and Dan, who are spectacular.

Nice of Roddick and Payton to go open collar so as not to confuse Donovan any further.

@donovanjmcnabb Question of the Day: Did Ichiro get his 4,000 hit last night? Yes or no?

But they never mentioned Tebow, soooooooo... suck it ESPN.

"Maybe we should just start playing checkers, instead."

"Who knows what's legal anymore?"

I don't think Lorena Bobbitt was fined that much when she separated a willie from the ball.

A tire fire is an upgrade over Frank Caliendo

Honorable mentions for worst Chiefs ever:

Dexter McCluster's WR/RB fantasy status on Yahoo nearly drove me to the brink of insanity, holding a roster spot for him in the hopes that he would be the second coming of WR/TE Marques Colston. "I could play him ANYWHERE!" I told myself. Instead it was like Kramer and Newman attempting to drive a truck of empty…

Cocksucking Ken O'Brien

CenturyLink in Seattle. Surrounded by bars.

Nothing screams "inferiority complex" like thousands of chubby-faced, rosy-cheeked mid-westerners donning the ketchup and mustard and cramming their faces full of ribs at 10am on a Sunday and then bragging about the greatest tailgate in the country.

How do you know she was the person driving?

Employee: Hello, A-1 Landscaping, how can we help you?

Let's hold off on the hyperbole everybody, it's not that crazy. For an accident that happened on the median, this was actually pretty average.

Coincidentally she's been witnessing more and more car accidents ever since she started recording Vines from her cell phone while driving.

Friends of the victim also said he was just a good ol' boy never meanin' no harm.