But surely you must admit that ever since he transformed into a centaur, Alex has become a half-decent horseshit artist.

Give the Yankees a break here - A-Rod's injuries can be especially challenging to diagnose and treat, because of the need for consensus between the team doctor and the team veterinarian.

I made up a word. A portmanteau of colossal and clusterfuck, really.

Sounds like another case of he said, centaur said.

Rodriguez has been trying to make this a circus from day one. Mainly because it's the only way he'll see another ring.

@RealSkipBayless

he followed it up with:
Must admit, Browns looking like more of a threat to San Francisco in the AAFC than Baltimore is right now.

+1 Rick Mirer jersey

Everyone knows that you can tell a lot about a team's long-term prospects in week two of preseason. Apparently, that now includes realignment.

Yeah. Chris warren, Brian Blades and Joey Galloway, if healthy, will take them to the top.

Really? That's the best you got? Nothing about your multiple Super Bowls or beating us with Tebow as your QB or the fact that we won't ever beat you again until Peyton's neck finally fails and Miller retires to raise chickens full time?

Hey Drew published some of my letter. Go me!

People like Spanos are why it's a good thing that the Packers are publicly owned (and due to the egregious wealth of people like him, why the NFL is never going to allow another team to become publicly owned). Note: this comment may well be reposted for the Redskins.

Dean Spanos is the most stubborn asshole in the NFL. 14-2 wasn't good enough for Dean to keep around Marty Schottenheimer, so instead he found a dumpster fire replacement in Norv Turner.

I would feel some sympathy for the NFLPA if not for the fact that they are the most poorly run, spineless and gutless collection of tough guy athletes I've ever seen. There's a reason baseball players laugh at them besides the guaranteed contracts, excellent health and pension benefits and insulation from an owner…

Truth, I've never trusted Goodell since he took over precisely because he looks like a chubbier version of a shady eye doctor from my hometown who would always try to trick people into thinking their glasses/contacts problem wasn't covered by insurance or manufacturer warranty when it was.

I had doubts about this movie's authenticity, but after it pretended his daughter didn't exist I stood up and clapped. Utterly true to the source material.

So they're basically the St. Louis Cardinals of football?

The funny thing is Wisconsin is nowhere near the top 10 in obesity rates. But, it does make for a good story.

The Packers are the NFL equivalent of veganism, which is ironic considering two-thirds of Wisconsin’s economy is based on sausages and dairy products. The fans like nothing better than to tell you how much better their lifestyle is than yours. They always try to convert you, like protesters outside a meat packing…