Even better than the energy boost he's given the Yankee lineup itself is the fact that it comes with a 2.2 cents-per-kW tax rebate.

Brady stayed down for a bit before returning to practice, but after a few more reps, consulted with the Patriots medical staff and walked off gingerly. GINGERLY!

"Happy Birthday Tim!"

'72 Dolphins: [visit White House]

The NFL's most insufferable group of old dudes

S/O to all my fine looking cousins!! #hydeparkonhudsonlife

just finished up writing "uncle tom's cabin" #hartfordlife

Dude: [goes to ATM]

Up late creating Social Security by myself. I am such a lame.

"I just got fired for saying something racist about a black man #hartfordlife"

Dammit honey Deadspin is my domain and I told you to leave me alone here

Obligatory.

WE'RE GONNA MAKE THIS A BOXING DAY THE PRIME MINISTER NEVER FORGETS!

Except in your case, the fault has to do with inches, not feet, amiright?

Intentionally accepting a fault to end a match? Welcome to every argument I have with my wife! BOOYA!

Jay Cutler's got very athletic feet. They're pretty underrated, actually.

This was great, as they all are, but I think I speak for us all when I say tomorrow's discussion of the Vikings is going to be our Margery Chriskwanzacah.

Nothing says "Super Bowl Shuffle" like your new head coach once being an obscure 30 Rock punchline.

Derp

The Bears don't get nearly enough shit for Tebowmania, good call on that guy pointing it out. They had a big lead and just played prevent for a fucking quarter and lets the Broncos back into the game. If the Bears hold onto that game the Broncos miss the playoffs.