The shocking part is that a man willingly approached Jemele Hill.

[Smirk].

Finally, an Eagle who gets where Riley Cooper is coming from.

At school the Friday before Super Sunday we paraded around school in Bengal costumes made from paper shopping bags.

"They raped my childhood. "

To make matters worse, Chris Broussard was seen in the lobby screaming at the manager to change the name of the hotel.

"I just can't comment on this"

ESPN Recruiting List for show entitled Numbers Never Lie

Fun fact: "Shitty, Rotten, Cheap, Pathetic Bengals" was the working title for "Slumdog Millionaire."

MILF in this case stands for mom in legendary fountain.

I just like how depending on the camera angles on lighting, she looks anywhere from age 22-42

25 years old, from Des Moines, dubbed "Fountain Mom"

Unlike actual baseballs, Mike Moustakas would, in fact, hit it.

[Reads article]

I'm just going to say it...I'm in love.

KC and the Moonshine = Banned

This isn't what I was hoping for when I Googled "drunk young girls getting wet"

Oh no! She missed out on an X Games gold medal! That's not something you get a shot at every couple of weeks, you know.