Wait, I didn't realize that A-Rod was being suspended for smuggling drugs.

He can play while appealing

I think Bastardo was just given a placebo and used as a baseline in the testing. There's no other explanation.

You can see why Jhonny Peralta would fail a test for elevated testosterone. His Hs and Os are always getting reversed.

Ryan Braun?

I was going to say Antonio Bastardo.

Jordany Valdespin: the best argument yet that steroids don't work.

Matt Garza Went On A Misogynistic Rant Because Of A Squeez Play

But Rodriguez's refusal to bow to the Fiat of Selig and MLB is, as always, the crux of this matter

strikes out in one pitch

To be fair, the original Leeroy Jenkins did at least have chicken.

Adam Dunn would kill for this kind of efficiency.

That's right up there with the "Run For The Border" chants that Chi Chi Rodriguez had to endure.

Being asleep behind the wheel is a crime? Nancy, get my attorney on the phone!

Angle: [poses directly facing camera]

Cop: Okay, we're going to need a thumb print.

I have an inexplicable distaste for the Falcons

1. Your new stadium looks like a robot's anus

It is absolutely ridiculous that city/state governments STILL give MILLIONS of tax dollars to sports teams. The 'it will help the local economy' BULLSHIT line is the biggest crock of shit. Education, roads/bridges, and various other public services should always get this money. If an owner can't supply the money,…