You have to bring in John Rocker.

Confession: I read aloud all the comments in Cletus' voice/accent.
No offense to intelligent southern americans.

"Gators stick together...you did nothing wrong." – Pouncey Brothers

Yet another example of how badly white parents are handling raising their children.

"I'm pretty sure Jews, Gays, and Obama deserve some blame here also!"

Thompson: [taps right arm] Gimme Vaughn!

Interestingly enough for us history buffs out there, Thomson's grandfather, Bill was stationed on the USS Slater in the North Atlantic and was the semaphore operator who sent the famous message "U-boats in area, banana butt head monkeywrench torpedo underpants" that ended Germany's harassment of Allied shipping.

Last night, Thompson learned the hard way that managing isn't all sunshine and daisies.

Fucking Oliver Perez.

“If there’s anything there for me, it’s a lesson learned that if you make any motion with either hand, that’s it,”

Fucking Oliver Perez.

I love February 24. It's the anniversary of the date that Massachusetts native and former President John Quincy Adams started arguing the Amistad case in the Supreme Court. True abolitionist fans know what I mean.

Slavery: It's like going to a baseball game.

Boston Strom

Who said Bostonians can't pronounce the hard R?

This is so weird, but my favorite scene in Amistad has to be Djimon Hounsou beating the heat with an icy cold drink and sharing his thoughts with his friends back home on his phone. Slavery: It's like going to a baseball game.

A little-known historical fact is that the uprising on the Amistad began when the captives were forced to sing "Sweet Caroline."

You make one ignorant, racist comment about Amistad on your iPhone and it Hounsou forever.

Like this guy's mom always said: when life gives you lemons, have a black guy make you lemonade.

Riley Cooper has some chunky ass fingers. Must make it tough to catch a football.