You mean a Alabama student.

SEC acedemic all-american

Your right I'm not at the espy's! I don't have to be at a award show to know what my team did. I'm back at school

Apparently he deleted it simply to correct the grammar and re-post... and still flubbed it.

Let's investigate:

Judging by the grammatical errors and lack of punctuation in that tweet, I think McCarron also got in a fight at the MLB All-Star game.

Man, good thing that "student-athlete" thing never took off. Yeesh.

Could you imagine the comedy ammo for Norm today.
Tiger Sex Scandal + Lindsey Vonn
Jerry Sandusky
Aaron Hernandez
Lance Armstrong's admission
To name a few, the possibilities are just endless.

Fun fact: Ken Griffey, Jr.'s shocked indignation to Norm's jokes resulted in a trip to the 60-day DL for whiplash-like symptoms.

6:58-CURTIS ENIS

...you know Texas A&M's in the SEC, yeah?

"The show, which Walsh wanted to call the Ace Awards"

Rebroadcasting Jim Valvano's speech gives them a lifetime pass to keep doing the ESPYs.

Paul Finnebaum's Pro Tips for Cellular Battery Conservation:

Every time Finebaum opens his mouth, 2 siblings in Alabama fornicate.

What we've learned today:

Keith Olbermann: [reads column]

ESPN's Golden Age was whenever you were 15 years old.