Dat schizophrenia

"+1, but careful dude."

HAHAHA You're so funny, you know, combining your limited political knowledge with your limited basketball knowledge to make a joke that's simultaneously uninformed, not terribly creative, and grammatically questionable.

This went completely unnoticed in the New York Times, and it's probably because of the headline they used: AK47 Shooting in Brooklyn

The Lakers won't take too big a hit on D, however. As soon as a discussion of amnesty even started, the entire Republican party just appeared out of nowhere and offered to block.

I would have said Nets, but it is hard to have World Peace while sporting an AK47.

Is his new name Amnesty International?

In Russia contract EATS YOU!

That was a Major League-quality fastball right there.

@JadeveonClowney ima save that and you will be the first person ill mock

+1 thrown drink

I went into the restaurant furious and jumped over the counter and attacked the cashier.

Without the buns, you have no sandwich. The Lakers are no longer a sandwich. Idiot.

This wouldn't have been an issue if My Favorite Burger hadn't blown like half of its budget by using Kobe beef in its burgers.

You're an idiot.

And, and, and Kobe is some sort of protein, though none comes immediately to mind.

Promoting World Peace and Amnesty? Geez Deadspin, #StickToSports.

Keep fucking that chicken, Metta.

Call me an idiot, but I am really struggling to understand this extended mettaphor.

Paul Gasol is the lettuce.