If they were looking to go with a professional athlete they should have hired Mark Sanchez. He's had a lot of success at sweet sixteens.

Butler officials praised Jeter's ability to maintain an identical state of mind no matter what is going on; "the man has no range at all," they raved.

Tim, I can't see the picture very well, the bottom left corner is too gritty.

OK, Jeter's kind of a dick for replacing Brad Stevens, but at least he left $22 million in a gift basket before sending him on his way.

Is that her real name? It sounds like the drag racer name equivalent to a porn star name.

Of course those pictures scream, "I want to be respected for my racing!"

I thought the recent layoffs were supposed to take care of shit like this.

Reiff: Looks like her Mustang ran out of gas.

What was Votto arguing about? Did he think that Gomez had dropped the ball?

As a Reds fan... I want Cingrani to through a 94 MPH fastball right into his back tomorrow.

He'll just blast some Nickleback after the game to forget all of this.

Jobu's vengeance knows no bounds.

Did Nick Swisher sleep with the third base foul line's wife, or what?

Pena had left a little gift for Swisher during Rollfairgate, and Broseph turned the corner right into the trap...

Anyone else notice the pitch was apparently 102 mph? That's the most interesting part of the video if you ask me.

don't piss off Jobu

Broseph Swish needs to pull his head out of his ass sometimes. Jobu is not pleased.

What do the Cleveland Browns and Joan Rivers' face have in common?