Unfortunately, those with Hernandez hats can not exchange them for a new Brady bill.

Can't I just get one of Hernandez's new ones?

Jack Kent Crook

I understand Penn St removing the Paterno statue. But relocating it to an abandoned dump was a little harsh.

Drew, a special consultant interviewed literally dozens of people named Dan Snyder, and they all agree that they are OK with the use of that name. It's full of rich heritage and is only meant to honor the Daniel Snyders that came before. Maybe you should just stop sticking your nose where it doesn't belong.

Chief Dodson

Around Sanchez even cell phones lose their receptions.

Girl: So, Mark. Truth or dare?

“Mark is Goofy."

Simmons should have went for the deathblow and said that Rivers wasn't a real doctor.

Deadspin's complete and total infatuation with Bill Simmons is peculiar and troubling.

Simmons has been good the whole night. Funny, smart and no bullshitting. He called Bilas out for flip flopping on his feelings about wingspan and they kept cracking about it later on. Great stuff.

For the first time ever, I am a huge Simmons fan. Him immediately going back on the offensive when they cut back after the Doc interview was spectacular, made even moreso by the stark contrast of the other talking heads slipping into ESPN "we can't say anything negative or controversial" coward mode.

When it was announced on the draft telecast, Bill Simmons looked like he just saw his dog get hit by a truck. It was some of the best television in ESPN history.

Yeah that's pretty funny and—SWEET HEAVENLY JESUS!

Urban legend has it that if Juan Lagares hits a foul ball directly at you, you can actually see the future statistics of every player in the Met farm system.

Worse finish for Boston, Game 6 or marathon? Thoughts?

After looking through McNabb's history, I was shocked to learn that he was able to complete over 60% of his tweets.

Odin Lloyd. Still a legitimate NFL prospect?

In fact, HR issued a talking point to managers, to be deployed if nosy employees ever requested to see company pay grades: