1. Book interview with fawning reporter
2. Disparage guy already being investigated for murder
3. Make it sound like you always distrusted him, even though this is all happening after the fact and holy shit are you really suggesting you expected him to commit murder?
4. ???
5. Prophet!

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Sounds like somebody is jealous of somebody else's suddenly comprehensive healthcare coverage.

Just because a Light goes off doesn't mean it's a good idea.

As a former heavy weed smoker with many nefarious friends, I can assure you that the two do not necessarily lead to orchestrating murders. In fact, we were rarely ever able to orchestrate food delivery orders on the first try.

I'm dreading this trial. It's going to be an orgy of every awful impulse in the NFL

Enough with these fucking Foodspin posts.

Cashman continued, "at this point it would be nice if he just shot a friend of his a few times."

Pictured (L-R): GM Cashman, genetically modified cash man.

Once again, Sarah Jessica Parker proving that she does better without men weighing her down.

And, according to FOX News, I can now marry this horse.

King: "... Point was, Hernandez was 30th-pick value who went at 113 because scouts thought he was a dillweed w/potential to remain a dillweed."

It was a true killer deal

I didnt know cc sabathia had a hashtag about him

I want someone to shove this in Peter King's dumb stupid face.

What he said in 2010, unedited, and can be found here - http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/p…

Yes, his score on the Murderlic was a source of concern for scouts.

It's too bad Tebow didn't join the team last year. Hernandez could have learned how to never successfully execute anything.

Judge: Mr. Hernandez, I believe I have enough information to render a verdict. You have been charged with...MURDER!