As much as it's a good idea to lament the short lifespan of NFL running backs and how the league treats them like cannon fodder, Mendenhall was an albatross around the Cardinals' neck and needed to be expended. I feel much more comfortable blaming this on the Steelers for overusing him and Mike Tomlin for being such…

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The Book of Morons

"Are you not entertained?"
"Spanierd! Spanierd!"

The greatest horrible movie of all time. Actually made Annabeth Gish look attractive. I would be down to see Lebron in a reboot or sequel comedy.

And just for the record, Ohio is the new Florida.

Too bad, they deserved each other's bullshit.

West Virginia: We're so lame we still love Matchbox Twenty.

Anything that turns Erin Andrews into one big wall of awkward can't possibly be offensive.

Whoever did the song selection here wins my internets.

They are both flat chested.

+81 points

Apparently Randy Moss goes to the same nutritionist as Sammy Sosa, only his treatment was much more effective.

Thank you for describing the media chaos involved with this story and then failing to offer any resolution to it. I'm so much smarter for having read this. Seriously.

You're insane.

This was awesome.

When things are hyped THIS much and the game and all the hoopla surrounding it falls THIS flat, it's pretty bad.

I really hope this class-action lawsuit against the NFL for monopolizing Super Bowl tickets and the subsequent pricing for them in New Jersey gets off the ground, because the NFL's business model is…

I can just imagine Chris Christie at this point, huddled under his desk, in the fetal position, eating a whole rotisserie chicken, just hoping this will all go away.

But hey, at least Rovell still loves the NJ Transit brand!

Politifact is awful though. They wouldn't know if a statement were true if it hit them upside the head.

No one cares, because Carl Lewis is an insufferable jackass who needs to stop talking about the gold medal he didn't win and start claiming guilt for the PEDs he clearly did do. This isn't about you, Carl. Slink back off into the dark corner of American history where you belong.