Even stranger because Chipper doesn't think Teheran belongs in this country. I'm surprised there was no drunken Twitter post asking how Teheran had avoided the gators while entering the country.

Little known fact: Peter King, John Madden, and (by association), Frank Caliendo are the only three people who earn five shut up honors.

When are they finally going to give up on the Gordon Beckham experiment?

Those crazy eyes tell you all you need to know about this girl.

He (and the entire Reds pitching staff) wishes it had been Dusty Baker's body.

His last good drop was his nickname for Cincinnati Bengals' Running Back Eric "Sleeping With" Bieniemy. It's been pretty much downhill from there.

He was definitely thinking about Madonna when this picture was taken.

She's a ginger... because OF COURSE!

Pictured: The exact same face Doc made when he was creating Austin Rivers.

"I was still convinced I was looking at Morgan Freeman last night."

—George Stephanopoulos

Take a bow, sir.

RuPaul?

Related news: Bill Belichick has declared Hernandez "probable" for Week 1.

Ray Allen was doing this at the end of Game 5 too. It would have been noticed had Lebron not blown the game by shooting 2-11 in the second half. Allen's a Hall of Famer and smoothly made the transition from star into role player at the twilight of his career. I wouldn't be shocked if he kept making a shooting…

"I'm attractive and psychotic... why are you listening to a word I say?"

I hope Dickey's back heals soon. When he's on his game, it's fun to watch.

Reality shows are solely an excuse not to pay "talent" for their "acting." TV is a business, and in this case, the "business" is producing shitty (but very cheap) television for guilty pleasure watching. So yeah, this is a no shit situation.

Three words: Red State nonsense. Thank you for calling.

I would love to think so, but this particular woman is clearly sitting around preening and preparing to marry rich. I would probably link it in a larger context to systems of patriarchy in the state of Utah, most of which relate to the Mormon church and its hilariously backward stance on women's rights.

Nice link to a hilariously biased study from the University of Montana at Billings (of all places). "Efficiency" is a particularly difficult idea to manifest in education, which is why most who evaluate its effects don't couch it within such a loaded term.

None of this relates, of course, to the stupidity of this…