Rose played some amazingly steady golf when everyone else faded away. I'd like to say that Lefty choked, but other than a miracle eagle shot, he caught a lot of bad edges on the greens. That course chewed everyone up and Rose won the war of attrition. A good guy and a win well deserved.

There were train tracks on the National Mall in Washington D.C. until WWII, but these are pretty cool images, nonetheless.

Cheap shot, but funny.

Honorable mention for Nick Saban? Not as bad as Petrino, but he fits a certain standard of awful even if his record didn't reflect it.

Note: I am not a Dolphins fan.

"The Sportswriter's Speech"

Yeah, the Steelers will leave Pittsburgh my ass. If I'm the municipality, I beg them to try. No way even Goodell (professional asshat that he is) would allow this to escalate from one of the league's showcase franchises.

Good... does this mean that people are finally over Girls? You guys need to contract John Cook to do more reviews of that show. He was awesome.

Don't ask questions about Tebow. ESPN and Tebow are watching you (probably through friends in the NSA) and missives like this are all they need to unleash another nine hours of insanity on innocent viewers.

25 lengths does not = 31 lengths.

I find her much less a diva and much more a self-important, entitled princess. Venus always had a dignified air about her even when those two were in the midst of their rivalry while Serena was always the stuck-up homecoming queen.

To clarify, I would classify her less as a diva and more as a violent narcissist. Shit…

I'm sure the judges are relieved that she's playing well so that she won't have to threaten to kill them when something goes wrong again.

I really wish Venus hadn't started being terrible at tennis, because I find Serena utterly insufferable as a human being.

Bob Marley & Me

When asked why he would go after his wife with a baseball bat in a bedroom altercation, Bradley replied, "That bitch sunk my Battleship!"

Don't plan on seeing ter Stegen outside of Dachau anytime this decade.

Probably not. Yahoo is fucking terrible.

Big dick guy is boasting, a clear GLORY BOY. Greggggg would Lorena Bobbitt the hell out of that shit and write a condescending column about it from prison. Drop his ass for being too eager to let that information out. You're not being a nice guy at that point.

All true, but all actually supports my point. The Heat had a circumstantially easy road to the Finals this year and the Spurs had a path with minimal resistance because of the Kobe and Westbrook injuries. However, if luck doesn't go the Heat's way, they likely have to play more games while still likely winning…

More games played = more work your opponent has to do to get to face you. If the Lakers weren't a joke (and Kobe was the only thing that got them to the playoffs) and OKC were playing at their full compliment, then the Spurs have to do more work (against the Lakers to even get past Round 1— I call that a 5-6 game…

"Sorry for the fart!"

The previous trips to the finals were legit, this year was total luck. The West was criminally decimated by injuries, most notably to Kobe and Russell Westbrook, or this would not have been nearly as easy, especially after OKC destroyed an overrated Memphis team. I didn't believe the hype about Gasol 2, Z-Bo, and…