Mexicans love huevos rancheros.

When reached for comment by phone, Pat Summit said, "I knew this woman was crazy from the moment I laid eyes on her when I was at Tennessee."

Ms. Summit then hung up the iron.

While ATH did become insufferable recently and I stopped watching it, Bomani is one of the few legit people they have on there. Too bad they had to ruin it by adding Jamele Hill to counterbalance all his sanity with her particular brand of whatever-the-hell-it-is-she-does insanity. I would rather listen to an…

Foul call on Wade was horrendous, leaving James open on the last play of OT even more horrendous. A closely contested game that was probably going to go to the Heat anyway considering that the Pacers needed George's miracle three at the end of regulation to even get the OT.

Still, just maaaybe the Heat will have to…

This all could have been resolved with the simple statement that Wolf Blitzer is a simpleton and a moron who belongs nowhere within 20 feet of an operating camera (cell phones count)... instead, everyone's all angry and upset. This is why CNN needs to go away.

Because we understand it correctly as a random occurrence that can be resolved with insurance. Why don't believers just lay in bed all day and do nothing since the Lord is CLEARLY going to bust his ass for them? Oh yeah, that place is called Mississippi... they are all poor and uneducated.

Where the fuck was this against OKC? I hate you Grizzlies for GUARANTEEING us a Spurs-Heat final. Basketball fans might as well set themselves on fire.

Just one?

I can't think of anyone who deserved this more than Charissa Thompson.

A lot of people who go to Harvard end up being arrogant assholes, so that might turn employers off. That said, going to Harvard certainly didn't hurt your prospects. I wouldn't call this a "myth" so much as an assumption.

You too can end up writing for an also-ran feminist blog promoting idiotic white women persecution complexes!

He has his hand on the ball before it starts in an arc toward the basket (even though an "arc" theoretically doesn't exist here and just keeps it on there until the ball gets into a position where it would be goaltending. I was thinking it might be a goaltend, but the positioning of the two players when Hibbert gets…

Does the Triple Crown mean ANYTHING anymore? Horse racing is going the same way as boxing— refuges for regenerate gamblers and white-trash alcoholics.

The UFC, a gayer looking and just-as-predictable alternative to boxing.

"One thing I know about [this sport], never bet on the white guy." -Leslie Nielsen as Lt. Frank Drebin, Naked Gun 2 and 1/2

"This is Drew Magary's shtick without the caps and expletives. BORING."

To be fair, I actually find the Rangers to be a very watchable team, but Texans generally aggravate me.

And hammerjammer makes a good point. The Rockets had the benefit of destroying the Thunder's chances of making the finals by taking away James Harden and the Texans are basically the Falcons in Texas. I don't know…

"You didn't think there were black people in North Dakota, did ya'?"

After getting to the World Series on the heels of that shitbag Roger Clemens and generally being in the state of Texas, does anyone honestly feel sorry for Astros' fans right now?

Yeah, providing a military, police force, transportation system, power grid, foreign relations, etc. is no work at all.

If you don't like paying taxes, you can feel free to move to Afghanistan where they don't have them. I'll even pay for your move there and provide you with a bulletproof vest if you so request. Best…

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