I would care about Bernie Kosar if he were not an alcoholic and a shitty excuse for a human being. Him and Billy Korben are annoying with their "The U" garbage.

That looked totally like inadvertent contact and Gabi's reaction was delayed. I hate Real, but this was a yellow card at worst. Look at the slow motion, it's from a bad angle, but there's no way Ronaldo kicked at Gabi or had his foot close enough to Gabi's face to roll him that far.

Typical European soccer nonsense.

Gabi may have been kicked, but his reaction to it was delayed and obviously overacted. This flopping bullshit is part of the reason I don't watch soccer, it's a game full of prancing ninnies.

Leitch, I always come to this column before going to see movies, and you never disappoint. I had a feeling the flashy commercials weren't much more than a facade, and Abrams's press interviews for the release of this movie have essentially confirmed his passion for Wars and borderline not-giving-a-shit for Trek. …

"Oh god, he's touching my balls... STOP THAT!"

Great, a fake fence. This would be like women's college basketball being played on an 8 foot high net. I know it's softball, but come the fuck on.

This was awesome... too bad the movie is terrible.

"Everyone loves me, RIGHT?" (as she grasps a knife in her man's lap).

Isn't sexism fun? Should have stuck to the SI Swimsuit issue modeling, honey!

Keyword— this series. He was obviously on Jackson's bandwagon before this, but it's important to analyze the situation in light of Miller's actions, not his assumed bias.

Him called Warriors games before this incident, not a problem to me. If he does from here on out in these playoffs, then it's clearly a line…

Reggie Miller and Mark Jackson are good friends from their playing days with the Pacers, so this speech makes some sense. If TNT doesn't put Miller on a Warriors broadcast during these playoffs, I see no problem with this.

An idea that would address the deficit and have minimal effect on these industries and you right-wingers still won't go for it. Admit it, this vitriol has much less to do with the deficit than it does with sabotaging government so you can get back into power.

This craven politicking and "party over country" belief…

Local governments should be allowed to have a say in establishing max prices for tickets in exchange for these sweetheart stadium deals. And how do these organizations have any right to raise prices considering how profitable their industries are (with the NHL as a notable exception, mostly due to self-inflicted…

Of course even when a Republican comes up with a good revenue-raising idea, Congress does nothing about it. I can partially understand the motivation— the leagues would likely complain to their fans about being "overregulated" and their fans would respond with vitriol to the Congress, so members of preemptively…

["In the Arms of the Angels" plays]
Sara McLaughlin: "Could you possibly say no to this face? Call now and you can donate to fund the new sex jacuzzi he's having built in his backyard."

"That was so disappointing... OH GOD I SHIT MYSELF!"

"That was so disappointing... OH GOD I JUST SHIT MYSELF!"

My guess was 250K, but I do have some knowledge of autos, so this is a fair point.

But does anyone peg the MSRP of that thing at 6 or 800K? Not a chance unless it was made out gold or something.

Why not just instasell the car? Who the hell would keep that honestly? Once you win it, it's yours to do as you please, so I would sell it, buy a decent auto for 1/10th the price and keep the remainder for the tax bill and bills/savings.

I recently found this album at home and uploaded it onto my iPod... it's been on shuffle repeat ever since. A miraculous achievement given the eventual foibles of both Hill (we lost a real gem when she went off the grid— an amazing rapper) and Wyclef Jean (what a scumbag). I give all the credit to Praz.