You just gave Vitamin D a whole new meaning...
I assume you’re in a situation where you’re so excited to have sex with John Stamos that you just pull his pants down and have sex as soon as humanly possible? And then afterwards he’s looking out at the window, just thinking about the joy of being alive and looks back at you meaningfully, as if it so say “thank you…
With fewer number of hours of daylight during winter, it’s important for men to give their dicks the sunlight they desperately need.
Why the shirt? Why is he grabbing his head like that? Is he checking out his elbowpit? Why is he doing the Angelina leg thing with the curtain?
I’m pretttttttyyy sure women seeking abortions know about the responsibilities of parenthood, which is in large part why they want abortions. Way to treat women like ignorant thoughtless children, Michigan.
Wasn’t this the reason that he picked these women, so nobody would believe them? I fear he may be correct.
+1 for Booty
This is a good time to remember this.
I’m trying to imagine any name they could have picked that would surprise me and I can’t come up with one. Like, I can imagine them naming their baby Jehovah or Messiah as easily as I can imagine them naming him Trash Bag or Sushi or Brad.
Jesus Christ. (Assuming) a girl has already been raped, and you have to go and post video footage of the unbelievably traumatic assault online for the entire world to view? How fucking horrible of a human being do you have to be to force a rape victim to deal with the horror of not just being raped, but then having…
I had no idea that there was a country called Asian. I thought that there were lots of different countries, each with it’s own delicacies, one of those being a place called China which was an ally during WW2. Thank you Erick for showing had wrong I was.
“What the fuck did we do?!”
I don’t think extravirgin is saying her mom should sleigh around, I think she’s pointing out that the mom wants to ‘feel involved rather than be involved’.
Since there’s no reason to assume the mom is lying (unless you’re projecting your own issues onto her) this read more to me like her daughter has more or less cut off contact which mom didn’t expect and doesn’t know how to deal with. Where other commenters are seeing threats it sounded to me like a little bit of…
Yeah my mom is insane. I was working one night and she called the resteraunt and said there was a family emergency and when I got home it turned out she just found the condoms under my bed and demanded to know if I was pregnant. She also thinks I’m the crazy one and wanted me to go to a doctor to get tested to see if…
My mom is like this in a different way. She expects me to give her details about my sex life and when I didn't she threw a huge temper tantrum and called a psychologist. I'm 20. And the psychologist sided with her.
God, he's just so awkward and weird. I feel like he's the person you catch staring at you from across the room.
“Referring to diamonds as “overrated,” Leifkes told BuzzFeed, “It’s almost a contest of who has the biggest ring and whose fiancé loves them the most, and here I am with the coolest ring I’ve ever seen in my life!”