“Throw Mary Shelley in there and you upset the whole damn apple cart.”

God bless you, Anna. I too, had to google sebaceous.

I’ve posted about this before but what are the rules around calling someone an ‘accuser’ versus ‘victim’? The former seems very loaded and a fairly new thing I’ve noticed creeping into major news outlets over the past few years and also occasionally on Gawker and Jez. It seems like such a dark development given that…

It’s sad because it’s true.

So its a Passport for the UK to represent the people of England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland.

[long fart noise]

Whenever he goes on about the things he’s going to do as president it sounds like he’s running for student council.

Think how dumb you’d need to be for this guy to sound smart; that’s the terrifying thing.

It blows my mind that people take him seriously. About anything.

Buddhist monks think any sort of sex is unclean as it is a desire. They go as far as trying to pray away the need to eat, drink, defecate.

#masculinitysofragile

Vaginas are only yucky when men aren’t using them.

because she’s a woman. literally, that is why.

I did not wake up this morning thinking I would like Ariana Grande, yet here we are.

I was thinking that too. How can you talk about garments touching women’s vaginas or being close to them as being this mystical thing that can rob a man of his “men powers” but having sex with women with said vaginas present ZERO issues or loss of power. I cannot with them.

And as such, penises should never be hung in a place where men can walk under them.

And it seems the main goal is the subjugation of women.

Sooooo......a pair of underwear that is in close proximity to <that what shall not be named> remains forever unclean. Does this mean that the penises that presumably enter said taboo spot also remain forever unclean?