And red lipstick. My mom gets so upset every time she sees me wearing it... and I’m 26.

My worst tampon concealment story:

An experiment tested the hypothesis that reminders of a woman’s menstrual status lead to more negative reactions to her and increased objectification of women in general. Participants interacted with a female confederate who ostensibly accidentally dropped either a tampon or hair clip out of her handbag. Dropping the…

That shit is just not fair. He looks like a droopy, hungover strip club manager. There is not one fleeting fuck of a chance that any woman would be able to be photographed looking like that. Le sigh.

My ex didn’t say anything publicly, but a few days after the announcement my betrothed and I each got a private message from him. Mine went something along the lines of:

I am SO embarrassed for her.

Rain tax? Go on...

Woah. That’s some House of Cards shit right derr.

I think her greatest talent is her facial expressions. She never looks awkward (other than her bad dancing, but you know what I mean)! How does she do it?

And your comments contain as much insight as one would expect from someone with the username ArielHasBigOnes.

Mmmmm pretty sure women don’t just listen to musicians they find sexy. Women like listening to songs from their point of view, songs that they can identify with... just like men.

Yes, in some ways he is just the messenger. But for him to not dig deeper into centuries of systemic sexism and how that affects the way we relate to female artists, how they are promoted and packaged, etc... is irresponsible.

That’s what we did with the first movie, but I just couldn’t go on. I don’t think alcohol will do it, I think I’ll need some drugs for the next ones if that is what’s in store for me.

Mmmm nope don’t feel better. Sigh.

I read (hate read thank you very much) the books but only watched the first movie... so forgive my ignorance, but WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK IS THAT DEMON, ROBOT MONSTER?? Wasn’t Renesmee supposed to be the most beautiful creature ever born?

The idea that kids can be kinky is so offensive... and so is the spelling “Kinki”.

“Pre School.”

Start a Kickstarter and send me the link haha... that needs to happen!