Is there room for one more in your relationship?? You guys sound AWESOME.

...I'd just break out a pair of scissors and chop off pieces that were sticking out.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I had a moment the other day while looking at a lady with ombré'd hair, and I could clearly see that that style was going to be what the chunky, multicolored 90s highlights are to us now: A looked-great-at-the-time-but-wtfuuuck-were-we-thinking look for the ages.

As someone with super thick, curly red hair I've had my share of terrible hair cuts... But they were all in my own universe as I was never able to achieve the hair trends of the 90s and early 2000s.... what I'm trying to say is:

Grannies know how to fucking party, yo.

Wait, wait... You did your laundry twice a week... before kids?? Jeepers, try once every 2 weeks chez moi! Disclaimer: no kids.

That's because most Americans are too stupid to realize that late term abortions will not even be performed- in almost all States- unless the mother or fetus' life is in danger, and are often performed on women carrying wanted babies.

That's because most Americans are too stupid to realize that late term abortions will not even be performed- in almost all States- unless the mother or fetus' life is in danger, and are often performed on women carrying wanted babies.

See Jian Gomeshi... I have never seen so many people in my life start bellowing incoherently:

Impossibly cute. How do they even do it??

My co-worker's girlfriend just got pregnant (her 3rd child, his 1st) and my sanity will only be regained once that baby is born. He is being the most controlling, condescending, mansplaining DICK WAD I have ever encountered.

ohh my god I want one right nooowww!!

Surely you meant to say: Goddess

I never even thought about how their "confessions" could essentially dox the women in question... man, fuck those guys so, SO hard.

I've got crazy thick, curly hair that I'm only just learning how to manage, and the last fucking thing I would have wanted as a girl would be to enter a room full of bouncing, giggling women singing about how much they love their hair. I would have wanted to evaporate into thin air and shave my head. Worst Dove…

You can't have been as bad as B4-4, take heart!