@Kellen Dunkelberger: You can buy the game online and have it shipped in. Expensive, yes, but they won't arrest you for it, I don't think.

Family oriented? The guy isn't spiderman or batman.* He kills. A lot. Without remorse, often. And he laughs about it. And before it. I recall one issue of cable and deadpool in which he goes into a mosque ready to shoot people while hunting for a terrorist. Maybe his sense of humor is juvenile, but what he does is…

@Wazzup4567: Spy? Really? Medic is quite easy, heavy is decent for beginners. Spy takes map/game knowledge. Pyro might be able to get one kill a life if he's a suicidal guy, but to actually be effective...eh.

@Mackofalltrades: I love you for that comment.

Still got that seemingly endless grind? Not doing it. I got to level 10 or so on a trial account and couldn't stand a moment of it. Did so at the insistence of a friend.

@DEVOlutionSpud: It's acceptable because they're probably still working on it and it'll actually get better. And because they're a private company and can do whatever they want.

@bookwench: I'm not a Potter fan by any means, so I'm kinda surprised I'm liking this fanfic, though...maybe it shouldn't be that surprising?

@iamjames: So you're suggesting that a security pat-down is illegal? Or akin to sexual assault?

@TREYisRAD: There is no such thing as true zero-g. Even in the remotest expanse of the universe, some tiny gravitational force will reach out. It would be so small as to be insignificant, but it would be there.

@Jezuz: Disagreeing with him doesn't make you a dick. Asking, 'You ever pass 3rd Grade Reading Comprehension?' makes you a dick. Even if he doesn't properly use punctuation or capitalization, you don't have to attack him.

I gave out pretzels for Halloween....

@BrtStlnd: Yeah, that's how I was reading it as well.

Issue on left: Zombies are soulless, devoid of emotion. They're not spiteful, just hungry mindless corpses. pieces of flesh are falling off, most are missing lips, it seems, dirty hands, bloodstains.

@Tatterfoal: Be patient, I'm sure they'll get there eventually.

Aw. Sadface. The last episode was actually pretty good.

When does this get released?

@Platypus Man: I'm opposite of you! Except the Caucasian male thing. I'm just skinny as a twig and I can't stand overly sweet things.

I built something in the same vein as that superman ride in rollercoaster tycoon quite some time ago. Made me loads of virtual cash.

I hope notch shuts down the servers until the halloween update. Teach those fucking asshats a lesson. I play the game, but I wouldn't mind not playing if it meant those guys couldn't play either.

@hailthorn011: Yes, because not liking pornography=holocaust. That's just insulting.