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It is very much bothering me that East is represented on the left side on this little image.

Woah, now, BBC (and Mr. Jones). Rockstar made a table tennis game. That's certainly kid friendly. Mighta mentioned that in your interview.

@-MasterDex-: Wouldn't race be something along the lines of 'white'? Or caucasian? Perhaps rather than race or group, the most concise word is nationality. I mean, surely there are a few nonwhite Irishmen somewhere.

The Libby thing was already explained, right? It was because she thought that she had an alternate life on an island.

I refuse to purchase this.

I go for partial helmets. Visors/goggles/whatever.

@WildWon: Releasing this demo was Stark madness on the part of Sega.

@godot: I recall calling the Goombas "mushrooms" when I referred to them in English when I was younger.

Does anyone else think that 'Kotaku talk radio' should be shortened to 'Kotalku'? At least in written form?

@anabbeynormality: See, I was about to post by just saying 'good', then I saw your post and realized that A: my post would have had no value and B: I agree with you on the subjective stuff.

@Seethe: I have the strangest feeling that was intentional.

Eh, there's only about 3 ball-breakers in there. The first half is just an intro. Title's a bit of an exaggeration, really.

Simply put: Correlation=/=causation.

@kickingtotalass: Yes, but you didn't really get anything useful out of the feathers. You get mad jumping/agility skills from the orbs.

Trabant. Mmm...fiberglass protection.

@mr_godot: Humans contain lotsa blood, yaknow. If anything, it doesn't have /enough/. The bullet would likely tear off a large chunk of the back of his skull, splattering pieces of bone and brain across the room. As for blood...well, I haven't taken a course in anatomy, but since the primary function of the body is