Equally important: Drew Magary, USC quarterback.

Missed the perfect opportunity to snap it to the upback for the nastiest trick play of all time!

“Brexit? I had Brexit this morning. I had surreal and toast. And then I had a Sam ham witch for lurch”

Papa John 3:16

Isn't more like 1 every Se7en?

Best to get on the good side of this wrestler so he won’t be taking $115 million from you guys in the future.

Finally, you guys decide to report on the wrestler winning.

Ben Carson had me wondering if brain surgery was actually all that hard.

The last time I saw that many personlized handshakes Michael J. Fox was sending out Christmas cards.

That’s one of the best animated gifs I’ve ever seen. So sad, tragic and hilarious all at the same time.

Here is mine.

Yeah, but it’s going to Fox Sports soon, so why tell employees now?

Can we please get a “this is sportscenter commercial” where a old school school nurse is checking everyone’s head for lice, and then scott van pelt sits down with a giant smile on his face.

“Mine was worse.”

Oregon once lost to Lane Kiffin, so no.

It's not just a handjob, it's an adventure.

Thank you for your self-service.