What a time to be alive.

You know, I was going to lend you folks my talents, but I cannot support a site with such garbage opinions like this: http://kotaku.com/which-is-bette…

“Hell yeah! The new Titan X!”
*opens box*
Nvdia Rep: “We’re proud to announce the new Titan X Ti! It’s twice as fast at half the price!”

“FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK!!!!”

Not for the 1st time,

oh....that’s....that’s a wallet

You guys knew what you were doing with that picture. Don’t even try to deny it.

I know right? When can we get back to the montage of awesome explosions and pedestrian murder sprees from Grand Theft Auto and away from this sick murder crap.

So I guess it’s a thing to just go snag a random wallpaper from a website and use it as an ad?

GOTFuckingY fellow kotaku commenters! Overwatch? More like ItsOverWatch now that league of Titans is here!

How were they going to top blowjob giraffe anyway...

It’s oddly distressing to me that there are two people on a gaming site that don’t recognize Tifa. It’s not that old is it? Is it...? :(

“SquareEnix announces that all Final Fantasy intellectual property rights have been sold to Konami.”

Uh, you cheat in an online competitive game you do it at your own risk, if you get banned well, that’s your fault. If the ban is unfair you can appeal the decision. Also why would anyone ban people if they cheat in “offline mode”?

I love the idea that these despicable people rushed home after plopping down $50-$60 on a brand new game and were instantly banned again. “I’ve spent $200 on this game, and I can’t play it! I just want to be able to cheat and feel superior to others while simultaneously ruining the game for everyone else. Is that too…

A challenger appears!

For most people, eyes are usually located on the face.