Is she gonna apologize for working with Terry Richardson, too?

Morning people! I swear it’s a cult! you don’t see night owls going around trying to convince everyone to change their sleep schedule but morning people act like it is their top priority!

So you’re telling me that advertising was...ADVERTISING? i better go find some pearls to clutch. The fact that Fiji water was deliberately promoting their product is as shocking as a jezebel writer taking a totally out of no where swipe at Taylor Swift.

But didn’t he get canned from NCIS after a DUI?

Man. Pentatonix is totally the worst though. I hate them and their drama kid faces.

Kids today! *shakes cane*

sohappy they ditched Jeff Dunham. He’s boring and his puppets are racist.

I don’t know if he’s dreamy but he’s not Bobby Deen so he’s a massive improvement.

Yup. A marathon is absolutely an achievement. That was stone cold rude.

Buy a fir and not a pine. pine trees. Scots and white pines have long needles that are inclined to clog vacuums. They are two of the most common Christmas tree types. Fraser firs are also fairly common but have short, soft, flat needles that are much easier to vacuum up without clogs.

Buy a fir and not a pine. pine trees. Scots and white pines have long needles that are inclined to clog vacuums.…

Agreed. Kind of seems like Bhad Bhabie was going to beef with Iggy whether Iggy ever acknowledged her or not.

good to know as I have also not been buying from them.

good to know as I have also not been buying from them.

Yeah. I’m over here just trying imagine the tone of this story if Kim K. or Taylor Swift had done this.

treason for the season.

I vote for bringing back Hugh Jackman.

i had a student email me his work and the first time he sent it it still had the other guys name on it. He re-sent it and was like “Brent was just helping me with the assignment” helping you copy his, fool. didn’t even change the damn typos

you’re supposed to have it all effortlessly. have the kids and the career and time for yoga and book club and your house being spotlessly clean

If you can swallow a fish whole, you can eat a mouse. It makes perfect sense.

I shredded my turkey, turned it into new mexico style green chile stew and froze bowls of it for the future. Rework those leftovers!

You can vote on which turkey gets pardoned. Trump taking a vote and only letting the popular turkey live seems like an insight into exactly how he thinks the entire world should be. (because in his mind he def. won the popular vote)