Or who’s actually running his office, as it obviously isn’t him. Who’s putting in the day-to-day work right now while that gasbag waddles around the country blubbering about his fantastical fantasies? IMO the situation is without a doubt far, far worse than anyone’s letting on. 

I wonder what kind of weird things he’s doing around the White House that they aren’t talking about

Hey! Ordering random, inappropriate shit from Amazon is *my* thing! He can't have it.

to say nothing of the obnoxious amount of water they use in drought ridden states.

Agreeeed! there are many things that bother me but fake/harmful medical advice is right up there, and anti-vaxxers need to take a seat... forever

Exactly! like she’s not an accountant calling in and saying “pay me 300k to come in” it’s literally a normal price tag for her services in her industry sigh haha

I’d leave my newborn for a cup of coffee and jelly donut.

I loved Simon. Completely pretentious and ridiculous. I place him as one of the best husbands for sheer entertainment value. 

Trump tweeted WITCH HUNT at 1:30 am.

there is not, and never will, exist a more perfect technology for traversing piss-soaked hay.

So now the world’s ugliest shoes have the benefit of being made in sweatshops.

Thr one thing it was not was a “freak” accident. The lake and weather were a mess. Anyone that stayed on that boat was a fool.

I’m pretty sure SBC has been sued a few times and honestly I don’t know how those suits have turned out. But don’t these idiots all sign releases before he puts them on the air? Are they really that stupid and fame-hungry that they don’t investigate a little more before they start shooting their mouths off for any…

Holy shit this is so glorious. I can’t wait to see who else they got.

I am disturbed by the fact that you, a cat, have learned to use Kinja.

Wrote something similar above. He was so mumbly! He sounded like he sang with a mouth full of marbles (a la My Fair Lady). I would have liked him more if he enunciated. Also every line looked like he was trying really hard to remember what to do next- the singing/acting didn’t come naturally to him. 

“Not many people know this because the fake news won’t report it, but I’m a very good golfer. And I never cheat. You know, a lot of people cheat when they play. Obama, ohhhhh, was he ever a cheater. Everybody used to say that, right? Big cheater. People, they’ll take gimmees on every hole - you know what a gimmee is?…

SAME. I figured out how to log back into kinja just to come here and complain about this.

Most of his performance seemed like he was trying to remember where he put his keys

You know, youre so right. I was mentally hating and mocking because of course I was with this administration, and then you mentioned this and youre so right. A high dose of Prednisone def makes your face huge. My husband, post transplant surgery, looked like a completely different human for a few months. A once thin…

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but bone spurs will keep you out of Nam.