I still wonder if Sacha Baron Cohen would have looked the part a little better...? Definitely watching this regardless!

I am an avid Housewives fan—truly. And everyone, including the sages on “Bitch Sesh” rave about it, but I just can’t get down with it for some reason? I think it might have to do with the fact that I know so many underdeveloped, self-involved “adults” like this myself that it hits too close to home and thereby isn’t…

Feminism. Diet Feminism. Caffeine-Free Feminism. Cherry Feminism. Feminism Lite. Feminism Clear. Vanilla Feminism. Dr. Feminism. Extra-Whitening Feminism. Feminism Classic. Radiant Super Plastic Unscented Feminism.

Oh yeah? Is child murder cool where she came from?

Stop making everything about race. She’s an animal because she murdered children, not because she’s from Latin America. Ted Bundy was an animal too. Not everything that happens has a racial component or an angle that makes Trump look good or bad. Some things are just disgusting. This is one of them.

Yesterday it was all over the place that he was kicked out of the wedding for selling pictures of himself to the paparazzi and now the story is this? What a difference a day makes.

I don’t think most people realize the extent to which Evangelicals love Israel but hate Jews.

INT: Oval Office

If this had been a white kid who shot and murdered 9 people in a church, they wouldn’t have summarily executed him, they would have fetched him some free Burger King when he got hungry.

Both play a role. Scientists call is “domestication syndrome”. Domesticated dogs (as well as other animals) have lower amounts of neural crest cells that govern the release adrenaline then do their wild cousins. The amount of these cells even varies among different domesticated breeds. In some breeds, high amount of…

What’s the problem? You get a pet and a stole all in one.

...I’ll see myself out.

I thought a drag strip was where all the drag queens perform for a second and was concerned that you thought that was stupid and then I remembered it’s a douchey dangerous car thing

who’s believed to be Tutankhamun’s stepmother, aunt and mother-in-law.

And this trophy woman got in on an Einstein Visa.

I really, really thought that the headline was a dig at Melania for English being her second language. And I was going to say that was cheap. BUT “BE BEST” REALLY IS THE SLOGAN? I’m done. wtf.

Be Best be stupid. Be Best be making grammatical mistakes. Be Best could have been “Be Your Best” pretty easily, but Be Dumb is what the Trump Administration Be About.

this was all I could think of . . .

Hey, don’t forget the part where he called African nations “shithole countries.” Real award-deserving material, right there.

Peace Prize for the collapsed testing facility!

Also, I think the president of South Korea deserves some credit too.