An anecdote of why you can’t run government like a business. As told by Jamie Vollmer:

There aren’t enough Nobel peace prizes in the world to award Merkel for what she endured in that meeting

Haha same. I read these things and immediately envision the drama behind the scenes.

lolz, my shitty former employer has VPs responding the the 100s of bad reviews on glass door, twitter ect. It’s like a pissing contest, VPs playing wackamo on social media is not a good look.

That goes with giving kids anything. Especially if you’ve spent any amount of money on said item.

What I do at this point is have the kids reuse Gatorade bottles. They’re durable enough that they don’t get smashed, and hold a decent amount of water. They only lose one about once a month, and they only get gatorade…

I never got the point of giving kids water bottles it’s just throwing away money because your kid bless their heart will always loose it without fail.

Which is exactly how they wound up in this situation in the first place. “But, but... policy!”

Yup. I’d love to be a fly on the wall of that meeting room tomorrow...

I have a lot of friends who work for airlines and fly standby often, and there is an expectation that you dress business casual if you’re flying for free. If the rule state no leggings, I’m not sure why people are freaking out about this. I would be happy to wear pants if it meant I flew free.

In a vat of Purell. He realized that he touched a woman over 30.

Why is this a thing?

Well that story went from “OUTRAGEOUS!” to “Yeah, OK, reasonable.” very quickly.

Why <gasp> is <gasp> that <gasp> a <gasp> problem <cocaine-nosejob-snort>?

Right, but isn’t even his personal account governed by the Government Records act at this point? His personal and professional capacities are more or less inextricable from each other in his current station, so if he advocates for a particular outlet or business, he’s still sorta boned, given that he doesn’t have the…

And why does he have to stand behind women like that?

by her pussy, from the back

“You don’t want to know. No really, you don’t want to know; it’s too disgusting.”

I get a free untamed male revue every morning. It involves backhair and underwear with holes in it.

They framed the whole thing as an overt attack on the Dems. They sold that more than the content of the bill itself, which Trump seemed to have little, if any, interest in.

It seems like a better lock design would involve thick steel tubing filled and pressurized with a fluorescent dye like the dye bombs banks throw in with cash when they're being robbed. My thought is that the angle grinder would come in contact with the dye and shower everything in the vicinity with a misting of…