I haven't found a better cheap rye than OO (though Beam Rye is much better than Beam bourbon, says me, for about the same price).

14.99$ for a fifth of grand dad where I live, but NH is awesome at booze in general.

i love old granddad way too much, but it's getting into the $20 range. sure that's why it's off the list.

I would like to chime in for Old Overholt rye. It is very smooth and very cheap. It is crisp as a rye should be, and rye is the proper mixer for many drinks for which most people now use whisky, such as a whisky sour.

Rocky start to Erotic asphyxiation awareness night.

In all seriousness though, the ring of cheerleaders dancing around Rocky's lifeless body is the best thing I've seen all week.

I love it when men get all indignant when they find out their wife is cheating. Even though they themselves admit to being a pussy chaser and bad husband.

Recounting the break-in, and talking about the gun that Carson was carrying, is a shitty move by Bushkin. Everyone has their moments of weakness, but shouldn't they be taken within context instead of spilled out in a tell-all book? It's unfair to think that Johnny Carson's name could now be associated with something…

Mine's later.

Seriously, everyone who writes for a Gawker site, stop calling her a human rights lawyer. She works for a fund of funds, she just did a couple of HR internships IN LAW SCHOOL. I did HR internships in law school; that does not earn me the right to go around calling myself a human rights lawyer.

Boy.

It's really a shame how disastrous these rapes can be for the rapists. Rambold, the Steubenville guys, the Michigan football player — it practically ruins their lives.

Maybe it would be better if they didn't, you know, rape people.

I don't care about her using her sexuality in whatever way she wants. I've seen that before. We've all seen that before. It doesn't disturb me. I'm pretty sure her repeated use of black people as props is what grosses me out the most.

I know people joke a lot about going to bake, quitting halfway and eating all the batter but tonight I didn't make it past the "getting the ingredients out" step and just ate some spoonfuls of brown sugar straight out of the bag before calling it quits.

Are you fucking kidding me? These things are the BEST FUCKING THING EVER that happens to my life. Bring a full package of Chips Ahoy into my house and they are gone before I ever locate the package. Make a tray of brownies? I open the oven to pull them out and discover that they've already been eaten.

I like tequila a lot, but to me, the margarita is the most pointless drink there is; time-consuming and overly sweet. Get some nice tequila, pour over ice, add Squirt (or Fresca if you're watching your girlish figure), and you have yourself a quick and refreshing paloma. All the fine tequila goodness, but without all…

Yes, you're right: the best way to make a margarita is to make some whole other drink. Shut up.

Great read. My college radio station had a copy of "The First Family" and it became a staple of our playlists. I found another copy at a thrift store and had to hurriedly explain to my wife why we needed to spend the $2 on it.

/plays the world's smallest oud

Meader, schmeader. It's been years since I've been asked to do my Archduke Ferdinand impression.