I want Sam Neill and Ray Wise to play brothers in something before it’s too late. The two have waded through too much spec-fi muck not to be given an opportunity to have all the fun they want on a set, even if it’s for something as brief as Eric Wareheim’s video for Beach House’s “Wishes”, starring Wise.

There’s one element from the comics that the TV show has, apparently, never diverged from: Everything is bad, and nothing can be good, ever.

MIB 3 was fun, but not enough to prove that it was, in fact, necessary. Blockbusters’ expense in terms of time, money, and effort explain why character arcs have to have definitive conclusions even when everyone involved knows there could be franchise potential and hence the need for a sequel that has any continuation…

It appears that, having dimly grasped that they can’t really compete for circulation in the same way that two goldfish can’t fight for the most space in a leaking bowl, Chicago’s newspapers have turned to seeing who can openly promulgate the most vividly repulsive opinions. This is a few weeks after that insane…

I watched a substantial amount of the Justin Bieber roast on Comedy Central a while ago, and I still admire how pretty much every comic and hired celebrity appearance at the roast just mutually agreed to take Justin’s attempt at rehabilitating his public image and crash it into the ground.

Oh, I don’t really care about the rumor, and I can scarcely offer an opinion on its veracity or value as a reflection of Minaj. I agree that this kind of rumor is barely even a blip. I just tripped when the blip made my brain skip.

• Nicki Minaj bans “people working on sets” to avoid eye contact with her.

I had thought Donald Trump had mostly retained the same unflattering old-man looks since The Apprentice launched more than a decade ago, but looking at the photo in this article, I got curious and looked up what he looked like back then.

Donald Trump has managed to get more doughy and less defined. (I mean, granted,…

“Clemson Athletics’ Internal Affairs Unit Goes Out For Drinks To Celebrate Start of Yearly ‘Coming of the Overtime Pay’”

On average, the Celtics and Bruins do less of the mucking around that gets a team cursed in the first place.

1. I have a college friend who’s from San Diego. The reason we met is because the college in question is on the opposite side of the country.

Different strokes for different folks.

As a one-time candidate for governor of Texas himself, the legendary Kinky Friedman, once remarked, “They Don’t Make Jews Like Jesus Anymore”.

From where? From space? Oh. Oh

There were so many silly strictures imposed on the DCAU towards its end, when it was Warner Bros’ most successful adaptation franchise at the time. They weren’t a huge problem for the creative teams, ultimately, because of the strong storytelling, but still.

This could be a tacit ploy to feed the monster by giving Trump attention and another entity to start a one-sided feud with, exacerbating the GOP and RNC’s existing Trump headache, but, since this is the DNC, it probably isn’t, and if it accomplishes any of the above, a.) they’ll probably walk back any substantive…

I’d support this on two conditions:

One, if it gave Blunt’s character a bigger share of the development and some scenes of her own.

The best description of the Skins fanbase that I ever saw, from last year’s WYTS’s fan comments, was one that described them as, and I paraphrase, “A mixture of asshole lawyers and cousin-fucking hill-filth”

I can respect the preferences of people who don’t like one or any of the artificial sweeteners — beyond the existence of ‘super tasters’, people with a tremendously more sensitive (and hence nuanced) sense of taste, it’s also a matter of what you’re familiar with, as the author sneaks a mention of into the final…

I won’t deny that material conditions were probably an influence on a lot of choices, but the swerves and lack of follow-up on so many subplots lead me to believe they lacked a coherent overall vision, or even season-through-season vision for the show’s general direction.