In the entire 96-page report, in which Mueller brags openly about his team's access to the email and hard drives of Goodell and NFL head of security Jeff Miller, there isn't a single email or other correspondence from Goodell. He's a totally unaccounted-for actor throughout the investigation, and we're asked to…

Dismally enough, "Hoppressor" and "Hoppression" are already incorporated into the names of real, existing beers

Hah! No worries — this was a fun, well-composed article that informed me about something I didn't know before, and didn't know that I would be interested by.

I'm a little envious.

If you live in or near any of New Hampshire's state liquor outlets, it's often comparatively cheaper... Emphasis on "comparatively", thanks to the stupid price-hiking whiskey boom we're going through, with sportsfolk and hipsters* alike rushing to prop up whiskey, not merely on its merits as a fine, delicious liquor,…

The pair are huddled down with 18 months worth of fuel and food for now. If all goes according to plan, a plane will pick Tholfsen up in March or April of next year and bring a researcher to replace him. Kristoffersen, however, is going to stay for the whole year.

The only people who have a reason to wear a ring this big are going to be killed by James Bond in the near future, or Dolores Umbridge.

(James Bond facing off against Dolores Umbridge, meanwhile, would be an amazing if very brief crossover)

$15? For what volume? If that was the price for a fifth, that's on the higher side of cheap, though of course regional pricing may be a factor. (As an example: Around Massachusetts, I've seen fifths of Old Crow (regular, not even Reserve) retailing for $12, $13, or even $14, when across the border in New Hampshire, I…

One of the occasionally interesting, mostly gross, sometimes baffling journeys I have been taken on in my lifetime is discovering just which odors from food or drink are capable of manifesting in my pee.

Why not?

I would bet that it's in the works. There are huge amounts of variation within beer and wine, respectively, but liquor isn't a spectrum like they are, it's a grouping of multiple spectrums. I'd also bet they're trying to figure out a means of recommending cocktails, since there's also a lot of variation in recipes for…

Where do college bars fall into this equation? I mean bars with a strong pull on collegiate drinkers, but if you've ever been to any bars run by colleges, like the UPub at UMass Amherst, I'd be curious to hear your thoughts on those too.

I like High Life a little, because it was the cheap beer I drank with a friend who I would watch new episodes of True Detective with in its first season (so that's really recently, sue me), but I feel like everything I like about High Life can be found in Narragansett, but better, and with fewer of the drawbacks.

My first small tablet — really, my first non-laptop mobile device of any kind — was Samsung's Galaxy Player 5.0, their line of attempts at Android-operating media players. Unbelievably convenient. When it finally started dying, I couldn't figure out any ideal replacements, even just buying a new one through a third…

I'm so glad to see this includes non-Western forensics cases, particularly the sickle one.

I know Redhook has a brewery in Portsmouth, New Hampshire, hence why I was able to enjoy a pint of their delicious Long Hammer IPA for less than the market value of a firstborn child the other week, and from what Redhook's site is telling me, they try to brew the same beers (whatever your hypothesis of location being…

That's a fair point about the prose, but saying this as someone who followed his columns for other sites, I think Will's really tightened it up in his time writing for Deadspin and its sub-blogs.

Kids WB and Fox Kids were my go-to programming blocks growing up, not only on Saturday morning (when I would wake up nightmarishly early from my parents' perspective), but in the afternoon. It helped that WB's then-fledgeling sister network, Cartoon Network, would pretty reliably be running blocks of Looney Tunes or…

Yeah, I'm actually really curious, it sounds delicious.

I think that's a variation on "Apples and Oranges", which is apple cider (of any variety, but the friend who introduced it to me used Martinelli's Sparkling*), vodka, and triple sec (or just orange vodka).

*I think it's OK, if a little too cloying for my tastes. I'm out in western MA and I personally prefer Carlson's…