This is Nerlens Noel’s agent. He reps the second best player on your team and he basically won’t talk to the GM.

It sickens me at the thought of a promising, talented young man throwing away the opportunity to have a wonderful and successful career. That’s why I go to bed every night praying that the Browns don’t draft Carson Wentz.

Judging by the reputation of the ground’s crew and field at Levi, I’m betting by next weekend, both endzones will belong to the Browns.

I’m not sure about Keith Haring being a “3rd tier” artist. He’s probably among the most famous American artists of the last 30-40 years.

“Giannis?” I don’t...is that an alternate spelling of “Kristaps?”

I hate the Knicks, but you have to root for for the “Talented second coming of Shawn Bradley” don’t you?

If only Shawn Bradley had had the same self-awareness of this young man.

“FOH, there is no way that I’m not letting that failure ruin our family’s hard-won reputation for athletic excellence.”

He’s indebted to the tweens now, and the tweens always come for what they’re owed.

To be fair, grass is a gateway drug.

Pete Carroll blamed the grass.

Enjoy your star, you sick sonofabitch

#WhiteLivesCantJump

When asked before the game how he felt about returning to Cleveland, Curry said, “Hopefully, it still smells a little bit like champagne”.

Always highlight PFTcommenter-esque comments.

This mall can do the kessel run in under 12 parsecs.

This is what happens when you get a bunch of THUGS together in one place.

Yeah, but he doesn’t have a problem getting paid to win though, does he. What a hypocrite.

Please shut up. Matt Barnes has no claim on his estranged wife’s love life. She is not his property, and if she and Fisher want to be together, so be it. That is her decision and Fisher’s decision, and Matt Barnes has no right to attempt to violently deal with it. I understand his being upset - it is not an easy thing…

“The best freelance sacks are made of burlap.”